Strap in, civilian. This ain’t your grandma’s war story. This is the absurd, oil-stained, bullet-dodging, pasta-fueled tale of Joe, a soldier-turned-mechanic who, somehow, ended up neck-deep in the mafia with none other than Bob Sessa, a man whose idea of subtlety involves pinstripes and a crowbar.

From fixing tanks in the desert to fixing “problems” in the back alleys of Jersey, Joe takes you on a ride through military mayhem, motor oil mishaps, and mobster madness. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, you’ll wonder how no one lost a limb (spoiler: someone might’ve).